Get on your knees Ho

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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