What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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this is not an anti joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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