- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

An atheist walks into a church

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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