Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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whats a dick a dick

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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