Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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