your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

what do you call a gay guy Ej

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Knock knock. Come in.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Your mom.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Kim Kardashian got a job.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Cleveland winning something

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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