My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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