Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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