What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Racial Equality.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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A man walks into a pole.

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banana

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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