WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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