- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Oh no! My life is ruined!

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

We are lawyers

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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