- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

canaan and mallory

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

modern love

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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