i cant think of one.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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You're Adopted.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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LOL May Wong

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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