Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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K.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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learn the ropes?

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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