- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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