how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

19th amendment

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

What's worse than eating cows. Death

bitches be crafty.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

The Game.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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