What isn't funny? The holacost.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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