How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Hi? No!!!!!

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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I was born.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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gay marriage.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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