- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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