whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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You are Nerochan right?

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Anti Joke

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