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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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