Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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Neither does he.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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