whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Mrs. Welsh

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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