- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

I'm gay. No homo.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

penis

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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