- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

Womens rights.

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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