Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Heartlight

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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democracy

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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AVB

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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