a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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God is real

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Joey mayer's face

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Dubstep < Music

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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