What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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