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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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