- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

- What's green and invisible? holds out empty hand - This cabbage

What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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