Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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