- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

The weels on the bus go...flat

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

connor sucks

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Justin Beiber

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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