- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

Ebola

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

What is Earth made out of? Earth

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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