- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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