- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

women's rights.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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