- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

What's dead? Your mum.

Women's sports

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

where are you?

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Cold camel scrotum.

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