What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Dislike this

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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