A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

what's red and blue? your heart

Stephen Hawking can walk

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

Anti Joke

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