Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Penis.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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