Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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