- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

why did i fall? i got pushed!

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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