What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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