A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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maddie latino

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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I only like NY as a friend.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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