Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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