Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Whats9+10 19

guess what? chicken butt.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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