What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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toast points

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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memes

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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