whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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George W. Bush

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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