Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Trashcan!

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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What is a question?

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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A fat boy walked into a party

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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