People Eating Tasty Animals

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Blarg

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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hi. thats what she said.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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