Women's rights.

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weiner? balls

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Barack Obama

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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French people

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Sex. That is all.

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