Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Women

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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