Women"s Rights

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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shut up

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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